shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

Scatterday

n. Day of the week, commonly known as "Saturday," but much, much crazier.

Jane: "So, what did you do last weekend?"
Carla: "Well, Sunday was pretty boring, but the day before I had so much to do. I spent almost all day at the mall shopping, then saw a movie with John, and then went to an insane party. It was a total Scatterday."

by AlyssaLorin131 February 11, 2009

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Slate sliding

Northern Irish term meaning that you've a screw loose or losing your marbles

That man's got a slate sliding!

by irishandy May 25, 2010

Slater Slide

A couple of beers. Specifically those used to mellow oneself out after a tough day on the job. After Steven Slater the stressed-out airline attendant who grabbed a couple of beers as he deployed the emergency slide and walked away from his work area, a commercial JetBlue airplane that had landed but not yet reached the terminal.

After a horrible day on the job I stopped off on my way home for a shot of Jack and chased it down with a Slater Slide.

by maximo hudson August 12, 2010

Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.

You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!

by APatC October 25, 2010

Slater Shit

The act of defecating in a toilet while sitting in the reverse position.

I had to take a Slater Shit so I could finish my puzzle.

by DMART1840 April 24, 2011