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Satan

The reason the world is in such a shitty state yesterday,today and tomarrow.
by Satan is nobody's friend. January 9, 2005
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Satan

Bill Clinton's lover on South Park.
Clinton and Satan BOTH have giant red asses like Liza Minelli.
by Satan is a nazi fag January 8, 2005
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Satan-VD

" I got Satan-VD"

"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."
by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010
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Saltatious

To be mad or irritable. Generally when getting owned on an online game.
I kept camping his corpse over and over,you know he was a bit saltatious about it,because he quit the game.
by kittyfemboy October 17, 2011
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satanic playboy

A Catholic that says hes a satanist but was actually raped by the priest then said he was satanist. He says he took college in elementary and has pink hair like he wants to be an anime chick.He fell in love with his left hand. He always says something sexual to every guy he knows.
by donnytells November 16, 2016
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Satan's Trident

When a man goes to urinate in a toilet, and rather than urinating into the toilet bowl, the stream is split into 3 separate streams, making it impossible to aim. The end result is urine everywhere and much cleaning up to do
Only once have I ever had the legendary experience of Satan's Trident, and I had to quickly jump into the shower so I didn't cover the floor with piss.
by Note-To-Self February 28, 2018
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Satan

A description given to describe evil thoughts, bad thoughts common to all people. To describe anger/rage/depression.

It's like as if, when you have a bad day, and you're angry, or life just isn't working out and you feel like harming yourself. Or you have thoughts of tricking people, being mischievous for your own gain from their loss. Just thoughts in general most would wish they didn't / shouldn't have.

When consumed by the aforementioned thoughts the word Satan was given to describe that sometimes over-whelming feeling. Everyone has those thoughts and feelings at some point or another.

When you're just 'filled' with that anger, you could almost describe it like something entered you, you weren't yourself. Satan was the name given to that fictitious entity. At least in the books of 'Job, Matthew, Mark, Luke'. Some of the other books seem to take him as a literal / physical entity. The whole definition of it seems to become skewed throughout the passages referencing it.

It's just human beings having evil thoughts, thinking of doing bad things; Not wanting those thoughts, as a form of coping with those thoughts, they gave it a name, and that name is Satan.
I stubbed my toe, then Satan entered me, I felt really angry, wanting to destroy that table. Satan tempted me to do it! But after the pain receded, Satan had left and I was no longer angry and glad I didn't break my table.
by 0th Dimension February 7, 2019
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