simpstagram

A secret Instagram a simp uses to follow females or males they find attractive

" I gotta add that chick onto my simpstagram she's so fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

Simpstagram

An Instagram account that is usually kept a secret by it's owner. A simpstagram is normally kept a secret because it is used to follow female or males the owner finds attractive

"I hope that girl accepts the follow request from my simpstagram she's fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

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by im gunna kms January 9, 2023

skimpus

An insulting name used to describe someone who is wimpy and or an outcast.

Hey look it's Skimpus! Let's go beat that little pansy into a pulp!

by QUEERHOMOMAN August 11, 2023

Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.

“Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”

by TB77 August 21, 2013

YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption

"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"

by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014

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