ryan simpson

a fatass anti-e dater who still eats lunchables

omg hes such this boy wont date me online and he still eats lunchables, hes such a ryan simpson

by flipanim April 10, 2020

lisa simpson

a dumb little girl with triangles for hair who only cares about math and saxaphone and makes simpsons unfunny

"bruh i hate lisa simpson"

"same man"

"wanna date?"

by synonym!? March 16, 2022

jessica simpson

chicken or tuna.....?

i know it taste like chicken but its tuna....durr

by simpleplanfan May 3, 2004

Simpleton

Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.

Why are these simpletons unable to understand non complex ideas such as me being better than them?

by Marc Christian September 26, 2008

ashlee simpson

A Milli-Vanilli for the next generation, Ashlee Simpson is merely capitalizing on the success of her beautiful, older sister. We know she can't sing, we know she can't act, so why is she still a star? Also, her black hair looks so bad...

Ashlee Simpson is the epitome of a poseur

by Petite Soeur July 16, 2008

ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

jessica simpson

A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good!

Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"

John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"

Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)

by Matt Leinart July 19, 2006