shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss October 2, 2007

Shatsquash

shit in the womans vagina then after that immediately squash the shit into the vagina with your penis!

you just got shatsquashed, BITCH!

by Ejac Ulate May 8, 2009

Your Shits Weak

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.

"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -

by Mokesha May 22, 2009

Silver Shits

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."

I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.

by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011

I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

The shits

Used with the verb "to have"

To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.

Where is he? Does he have the shits?

by Numen March 8, 2007

shitsicle

a nasty popsicle. it tastes like its made with liquified poo.

Gross. this is NOT made by Good Humour. its clearly a homemade Shitsicle.

by david October 28, 2003