Sloading

When a video on YouTube (or anything else) is loading really slowly.

Caesar: Hey, are we going to watch this video or what?
Fabio: Sorry dude, it's still sloading.

by Commodore Snarky February 26, 2011

Schrödinger's Stomach

The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time

I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.

by Doctor Fuego October 31, 2016

schrodinger's boyfriend

Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 September 16, 2017

Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.

This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.

by veelenga March 6, 2019

Schrodinger's Glory Hole

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.

Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.

by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019

Schrodinger's BJ

the philosophic inquiry which asks: What would you feel first when sucking your own penis? The sensation of your penis being sucked, or the feeling of you sucking a penis.

After years of study of the psyche and your nerves, I believe the answer to Schrodinger's BJ is that you would feel you sucking a penis before you feel the senation of your penis being sucked.

by BoredHog March 28, 2021

Spreading Rumors

Is a Type of Bullying to gain popularity its wrong and hurts people Signs of Spreading Rumors 1. like telling somebody their secrets or lies on some people, 2. humilation videos or photos online shared to other people, 3. posting posters around the hallway, 4. passing out fliers. Please do not spread rumors because they will find out and you can get in big trouble by parents and your principal and teachers.

A girl spreading rumors about me that I dating a poor person.

by Bikerninja1997 December 4, 2021