Bazaphylactic Shock

The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.

Christ! Craig's gone into Bazaphylactic Shock again, fat bastard....

by LEX SR July 24, 2008

jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.

A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.

by fmtonight. June 24, 2010

Noorian Shock

a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality

the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 29, 2010

Sugar Shock

A sugar high and or sugar rush

I ate so much candy last night and went into a major sugar shock.

by ladybug204 September 29, 2018

cock shock

when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft

Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.

by 7incherYEAHBUDDY May 9, 2011

panty shock

When a college student brings his laundry home and his mother finds woman's undergarments in it.

"I went home and my mom got panty shock and gave me the don't-forget-to-use-a-condom speech."

by Francis Bean January 1, 2007

septic shock

when you stick a hotdog up ya booty hole

you get septic shock if you stick a dirty dawg up ya coochie

by MYFRENDING February 9, 2021