Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024

Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

by OscarMartini February 8, 2024

Shlortzel

An expression used to define a lazy, and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

Shlortzel

An expression to address a lazy and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

Shlong

Another word for "penis" or "dick."

He sucked my shlong so hard that it turned purple.

by furkingpluh December 2, 2023

Shlurg

A term of endearment towards friends

God

An N'wah

"What's up my shlurg."

"On shlurg thats what I want"

by shlurgmaster February 10, 2024

Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024