by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
Get the shitty cookiemug. 1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.
2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.
2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.
Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"
Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."
Tim: "and take a shit!"
Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."
Tim: "and take a shit!"
by Miley Cyrus is the Shit July 27, 2010
Get the shitty cricketmug. When your boyfriend/girlfriend walks in on you balls beep(balls deep in) your "real" partner and quickly realizes its their sibling.
"Dude I had a shitty night, Sandra walked on me, no thats not the bad part, it was her little sister."
by Ops604 April 15, 2009
Get the shitty nightmug. Is when you go bear hunting and you sneak up on a sleeping bear, hop on its back while you're naked. You then proceed to wake up the bear by sticking your rifle far up its asshole. Then while the bear is trying to get you off of it you squeeze out a quick terd and rub it all over the bear's face and run away.
I went huntin' this weekend man, I saw a good lookin mother bear, so I gave her a Shitty Grizzly before I killed her.
by yourjmother March 15, 2010
Get the Shitty Grizzlymug. by the rev c July 21, 2003
Get the shitty pantsmug. by Plural of Mongoose May 15, 2006
Get the shitty holemug. Shitty fucking is like titty fucking, but before you proceed to push the tits together and titty fuck them, you shit in the cleavage. Once you are done you make your partner lick the shit off you dick.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.
"Dude Eric how was Becky in bed."
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008
Get the shitty fuckingmug.