Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)

kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie

by BayAreaPryncess March 1, 2004

cyber-shank

To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet

I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.

by Rab Warnock October 2, 2007

schwill shank

initaliy another name for a shot ...but i changed my mined and its the felling when you down a couple shots and then it hits you out of no where and you feel realy schwilled.

when we were at the hotel i took a couple shots and felt schwill shanked.

by i to the a to the n October 2, 2005

Homo Shank

The act of using your penis while it is erected as a shanking device. This does no real damage.

Steve: "Dude, do you see that hot girl over there?"

Miguel: "Dude, yea!"

Dante: "What are you gonna do, man?"

Steve: "Don't you mean what are YOU gonna do?"

Dante: "I know. I'll homo shank her ass."

Miguel: "Bitch, that's my job!"

by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

shank and turn

(metaphorically) when you take your home made stabbing implement, stuck it into someone's flesh and turned it in a clockwise/anticlockwise direction (your choice). Like when you make a harsh call and instead of saying 'ooo snap' you'd say "oh what a shank and turn".

Can't believe 'shank and turn' was yet to be defined on this website.

by definately not not not pat October 1, 2008