Straight Sewer

Someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it's beyond being shit. Like calling it shit would be a compliment at that point.

Friend one: Who books a meeting at 4.30 on a Friday?
Friend two: A straight sewer.

by sebbysewerton November 16, 2016

Big Sewer Rat

A sexy unicorn

Woah, It's a Big Sewer Rat! It's so sexy 🤤
'Danielle'

by milqyclouds October 7, 2019

Raw sewage

People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.

South Florida resident on news- Ewwww, raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that. They need to start pumping all the water out immediately, it's not getting done fast enough!

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

Minnesotan Sewer

When you cum in somebodies mouth, then puke in her mouth.

Just gave Dave a Minnesotan Sewer, Eh. -Ben Broccoli-

by BenBroccoli January 31, 2021

got that sewed up

The absolute guarantee that you're going to get laid.

Jerome got that sewed up with janice tonight.

by Leonardwashington October 2, 2015

Sewage blond

A blond dirtier than dirty blond. So dirty blond its SEWAGE blond.
A blond that barely blond and almost kind of brunette.

Friend 1:Hey I've got some dark brunette hair

Friend 2:yeah I've got dirty blond.

*Friend 1 examines friend 2's hair*

Friend 1:hell no dude that's like sewage blond!!

by jakeyoh mylord ya April 4, 2010

Sewage

Good weed, exceptional marijuana, the dankity dank. This is because it is green and smelly, much like sewage

Yo cop me an eighth of that sewage for 60.

by niggerjew420 April 1, 2015