When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.
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Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg
noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)
1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.
2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.
Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).
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Get the Dip-shitzkrieg mug.When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.
person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.
by esunc91 December 9, 2009
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by Buttslut1971 December 3, 2016
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Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
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