sebastian: **mustache noises**
by kqi walliams October 26, 2022
Get the Sebastianmug. a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3
by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021
Get the sebastianmug. A man who has great voice when it comes to standing up for others and speeches. Although there have been hard times for him, he always finds ways to make it better. He loves all of his friends and cherishes them. And although he can be dimwitted at times, he does his best to make people laugh and try hard. He loves his family very much, even though he can be rude most times. He will do anything to make his friends and family happy
by sev2007 March 6, 2022
Get the Sebastian Recmug. Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3
by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024
Get the Sebastianmug. sebastian the most sweet and smart guy I know cares about his family and friends and a special someone he might not tell her how he feels but he loves she to death and will do anything to see her smile and he is very funny,cute and loves to play soccer and he is tall if you have a sebastian in your life don't let him go like did tell him how you feel he might feel the same way you never know.😭😫🤧#i let him go #miss him
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by lizbeth ruby October 3, 2018
Get the sebastianmug. It Is a feeling that sebastian gets when ever joel constantly spouts his twitter username that was previously "studmuffin15" out loud or when it's usually mentioned
Miss Nott Had A "Sebastian Moment" When She Shook Her Table and feel over with Mr Nash's lighting mqueen crocs flying right out of her pelvis to her left ear lobe
by PuffinBumNuggets6669 November 11, 2022
Get the Sebastian Momentmug. Sebastian isnt a good person
by jnolmo June 18, 2023
Get the Sebastianmug.