Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014

Scratting

To rush around in an agitated anxious manner when you have too many things to get done and not enough time. Possibly gendered as most commonly used by busy mums with children, housework and paid jobs to do.

Origin: North Bucks/Bedford?

I bin scratting around all morning

by EleanorQ March 2, 2018

Skritting

The action of something sliding on a rough or rocky surface.

My head painfully, and bloodily was skritting against the rough driveway pavement.

by dfghbv May 3, 2022

Shritting

The process of shittin' and shredding on a guitar at the same time, can be performed anywhere provided that both actions are practiced in unison.

"Yeah I can't talk right now, I'm shritting something mean."

or

"Most of the classic metal legends created their best pieces while shritting."

by DJ Derp November 30, 2023

Scripting

The fine art of making up a wildly elaborate story to explain why you’re late, why you forgot something, or why you just didn’t feel like doing something—while maintaining a straight face.

"Jeremiah was late again. He said a bear broke into his house and stole his car keys. Classic scripting."

by Samster the hamster December 27, 2024

scrotting

The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.

It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.

📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."

by qeimada September 9, 2025

Schilting

1) One whose sole purpose is to tease the world with their physique, comedic gold, and plenty of rolfs to rub it in.

I was walking by and I didn't recognize her at first I said "Hi" and she gave me a I look and she said "I don't know you, rofl"
I knew then it was "Schilted"

by HGL January 14, 2004