sciencing

A verb for when your engaged in anything even remotely scientific.

I'm sciencing over here!

by Voxlass January 1, 2017

Science

A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.

Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Dorkus scientificus

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.

John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.

by firegirl77 September 7, 2007

Triple Science Syndrome

The syndrome of being in a Triple Science class for too long that you are surrounded by girls who study everyday and have no life, therefore you reach the point of desperation whereby your vision is blurred.

You think that girl is cute? C'mon get rid of that Triple Science Syndrome already!

by TSSyndrome October 3, 2010

Voodoo Science

Something that is or seems unreal. When something looks too impossible to have been made by any other means. Successfully combining two things that should mix.

So you are telling me i can get soda from this if i pour water into this bottle, Man that is some Voodoo Science!. You can't mix those two milks together they have different expiration dates on them that is Voodoo Science.

by RicRWA January 1, 2012

For Science

Much like for reasons, “for science” is used to gather information on a person/thing where direct reasoning is not needed but heavily implied. Often used to find the name of a girl with big breasts/cheeks.

OR...

Can also be used to figure out something stupid, probably involving explosions or broken bones.

Scenario #1 - “What’s her name? I need it for, uh...for science.

Scenario #2 - “Let’s mix petroleum and a box of lit matches, FOR SCIENCE!”

Scenario #2.1 - Person A - “Hey go jump the rail into that lion enclosure!”
Person B - “And why the fuck would I do that?”
Person A - “Uh...for, err...science?”
Person B - “Ok, sounds good to me!”

by Trashcan_94 July 7, 2018

Conrad Schools of Science

Conrad is a school in Delaware that is portrayed to outsiders as an academic school with some good sports teams. However, once you are in there is nothing to be found but white trash and severe ghetto qualities. If you go into the high school bathrooms, the first thing to hit you with be the smell of weed, and then ghetto hoe trying to tell you off. Most of the boys are either nerdy gamers or ghetto f-boys. The six graders are kept away from all this to start but as soon as you start exploring the high school level and even the older middle school, it is just a trashy school. While the courses are great, they are worthless with the constant cheating and plagiarism. Bullying is a huge problem at Conrad and the administration do nothing about it when it is reported. There are also many fights at Conrad and to the students it has become a regular.

Conrad student: “I have so much homework!”
CSW student: “bitch! You literally have one thing that you cheated on! Try having 8 hours of hw every night!”
Conrad student: “but copying is to much effort. I’ll just hit my pen and take a sick day.”

Conrad schools of science students are lazy, ghetto, and stoners

by Mr.Weedbody May 1, 2019