schegh

Pronunciation: /ʃɛf/
Plural: scheghs

Definition: A professional cook, typically skilled in the art of preparing and presenting food. Equivalent in status and expertise to what is traditionally called a “chef.”

“The schegh prepared a seven-course tasting menu that left everyone speechless.”

“Schegh Ramsey is known for his fiery temper and impeccable timing in the kitchen.”

“She trained under a master schegh in Paris for three years."

by schegh October 29, 2025

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

Willy schmedder

A word that me and my cousin Dylan Ford created back in the day when we played roblox on Xbox live

Yo man your a little Willy schmedder

by Willy schmedder November 21, 2020

The Schleg

Intercourse, typically between a male and female, involving the use of a prosthetic leg to intimately peg the male.

Hey papa, wanna try The Schleg?

by thegevo5k June 21, 2023

Joe Schmeckles

A person who is gay.

That guy is a real Joe Schmeckles! He isn't staying the night is he?

by theunknowning February 2, 2025

Bubbing a Schmear

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting

Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.

by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014