A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010
Get the stumpy fuck mug.Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"
A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.
by txxHKAGE7 October 30, 2010
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by Veggienomore December 21, 2009
Get the Shumper mug.Killed. Refers to the position a body takes if shot in a car or a sitting position, as in "slumped over".
by Mistress Quabeena July 31, 2005
Get the slumped mug.A promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do - however he sleeps with her anyways because he's in a slump.
Come on man, it was a slumpbuster.
by Marquiz May 1, 2003
Get the slumpbuster mug.When some bastard in the throes of bestiality trains a horse, mule, or any livestock animal into not walking away from a tree stump whenever he, ahem... "assumes the postion"...
if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
"That skank-ass hoochiemama is just like a stumpbroke goat, she's spent her whole life backin up to somethin doggystyle"
by Brian Wilson May 9, 2005
Get the stumpbroke mug.A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.
basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
by mb_esf October 18, 2008
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