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sloppy gonzo

When a women(could be man) sits and a man stand behind her with his dick over her head and lays it on her face. His balls are to be located where her eyes are and his Dick gos over her nose. Now she looks like GONZO from the Muppets.
(Only needs to be one man,could be a man and a women or 2 dudes)
Pele stood behind Diego while he was sitting and put his dick over her head giving her a "Sloppy Gonzo".

example shows gay version. ewwwwwww
by MR. DONG April 30, 2006
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sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.
Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.
by Guy Ball October 4, 2006
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Sloppy Pete

A sexual move where the man fists a girl vagina using a large amount of lubrication. Afterwards, the couple has intercourse which is usually "sloppy"
I took this girl back to my room and totally showed her the sloppy pete.
by Hobok February 15, 2008
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sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.
My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.
by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
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kaitlyn stopper

Kaitlyn Stopper is the most intellimigent person you could ever meet! She is annoying, funny, pwetty and a great friend! She also has an obsession with guinea pigs and just animals in general. She also has a friend named Julia who is obsessed with the Dolan Twins!
Wow that person is crazy she must be called Kaitlyn stopper
by Dolan_twins99 May 12, 2018
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wibbly wobbly water stoppy

Slang for a plug used in a sink.
"Oi where's the wibbly wobbly water stoppy? I need to do the dishes"
by bobbyb1739 April 17, 2019
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Church Bog Stopper

A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
by MWindsor February 7, 2020
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