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Hong Kong Special

A relatively inexpensive no-frills item of oriental origin. Quite often found on Ebay or other lower-grade 'marketplace' shops these items are the Van Damme of the electronic world.
"ooooOOOH RIGHT!...Marked up as 'Gift Item', no import tax for me"

"That dudes as tight as a fishes arse, he's got through three phone batteries already this month, maybe he should layoff them hong kong specials!"
by rarganCCS January 26, 2010
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Spectrum

A cashgrabbing, penny-whoring, satanic reincarnation of Time Warner Cable that gives retarded prices for retarded products for the purpose of trapping poor old people into taking into their crappy deals.

A shittier version of Verizon.
John: Hey I just subscribed to Spectrum today!
Nick: Are you stupid? You’re getting scammed, Verizon is where its at.
by anonymous January 5, 2019
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Cleveland Doggie Bag Special

The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.
Freddie enjoyed Harolds cleveland steamer
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!
by streetwhiz April 11, 2009
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Specific Dick

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
by db97 March 31, 2010
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special k walk

when you get so fucked up on ketamine that you dont know where you are, dont remember how to use your limbs, and talk constantly about priests abusing small children. the special k walk is a short stutter which ends up in either people hysterically laughing or you realizing that you are sprawled out in the middle of a tennessee field and dont know how the fuck you got there.
B "Holy fuck, Tim is tripping hard on special k"
D "Yeah hes fucked up"
C "Tim, do the special k walk for us"
T "JIGGA"
by HARDMB June 17, 2010
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spectaculass

An ass so fine you smack the air. Da Vinci culo. A truly pulchritudinous posterior.
I mean Rita, she all right, but Nancy got spectaculass.
by Jereboam November 20, 2010
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Special Bacon

Where you place up to 4 slices of raw bacon per ass cheek and tape it on for 1-2you days and wear ir under clothing and during bowel movements to add flavor. Cook it the following day and enjoy! Its extreamly delicious.
Ann prepared special bacon yesterday and we're having it for breakfast!
by abcx December 1, 2011
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