smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

smurf by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

The Great Smurf Wars 

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

The Great Smurf Wars by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

Smurfyspundant 

This word can be used as a wildcard in just about any given context. This word means nothing and everything at the same time, and as such its definition is flexible and dependant on the situation. Its definition is derived from the context in which it is used.

1. "Look at those sly looking teenagers hanging around the train station, what a bunch of Smurfyspundants"

2. "Did you see the size of the rack on that chick back there, those breasts where so Smurfyspundant"

3. "Man, I could so suck on that chicks Smurfyspundants"

Smurfyspundant by Jackage September 30, 2006

smurf your turf 

A phrase which can mean almost anything. It can be used sexually or just as a good question.

Ay bitch, lemme smurf your turf
I love it when you smurf my turf

smurf your turf by ryno smalls March 15, 2008

smurfhousing

Pushing down on the flaccid penis of a circumcised male so that it looks like a Smurf's house. Can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the penis to grow.

My girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. It was pissing me off.

smurfhousing by smurfhouser October 5, 2010

Smurfa 

an old fat man with a hitler mustache who's face twitches and looks like Poppa smurf

Catchphrase: "Stifle!!!"
Weakness; Black kids and people sneezing
Strength:.................none..........

Kid 1: "oh no its its smurfa!"
kid 2 :"dont worry i'm black and i have a cold, no way he'll come close."

Smurfa by KenyanKick May 12, 2011

Smurf Spunk

A kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: STOLICHNAYA blueberry vodka, DEKYPUR Blue Curacao and SAUZA Blue Tequila. This "shot" is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball glass. It is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (It is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)

I was so hammered last night! Every frame I lost in bowling, I was forced to do a shot of Smurf Spunk! After about 7 of them I lost track, and somehow I thought it'd be funny if I stuck one of the crayons up my ass!

Smurf Spunk by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011