shittycakes

Basically another term for shit but funner to say {try right now!} and cooler.

"Oh, shittycakes! I just cut my finger off!"

by MashaPwns May 20, 2008

Shitty Digs

An unfortunate situation or circumstance.

Mang, that guy totally just spilled red wine all over that brawds white dress! SHITTY DIGS!

by Cypress Friend August 13, 2008

Shitty McCum-Pants

Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.

"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!

by Nick Lorcan April 1, 2009

Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011

Shitty Chicken

When the work-place and/or job has overwhelmed you with never ending projects...

Especially on a monday!

Or when your spouse has told you she wants kids/ or to break up.

ALL BAD NEWS.

I went into work last night and saw the madness that was left behind from the earlier shift for me...I said to my fellow employees.."This is Shitty Chicken"

by Daddy_Monk October 24, 2011

Smutty Fanfiction

The act of a fan fiction with a LOT OF SEXUAL CONTENT (usually written by horny fangirls) ( usually contains book characters or guys from bands that nobody will remember in 20 yrs)

My jaw dropped when I saw Tobias's erection popping out of his pants just waiting to be set free

This is Smutty Fanfiction

I wanted to fuck Tris's pussy so bad it was just drippu g waiting to be fucked

by A Friend of CRAZY FANGIRLS April 3, 2015

The Smithy

When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.

Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.

by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011