Shmammered

When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!

Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!

by ^^OklahomaRedhottrod^^ January 17, 2023

scammer

some rando indian or nigerian douchebag who desperately needs money in order to pay for robux or vbucks. they like stealing money from 90 year old grandmas who dont know what the fuck is going on but still play along coz they think they're doing the right thing

"hmmm what a wonderful day. cant wait to become a scammer and ruin some old lady's life"
*phone rings*
"hello thank you for calling microsoft technical support, my name is James Bob, how may i help you today?"
GRANDMA: "um my pc is saying there's a virus, hopefully this is not a scam can you pls help me :("
"uh-huh, wow this is a very serious problem *pulls up notepad and starts waffling on about some hackers connecting to a computer* to fix this, pls type in 6969420 dollars"
GRANDMA: *types number in*
"oh no! you added 4 trillion zeroes, well time to go to walmart and strip their entire shelves of pornhub giftcards"

by bobobobobobobobobobobobobobo August 23, 2023

Skämmercömb

A fraudulent beekeeper.

There sure is a lot of Skämmercömbs around hard times to find pure honey these days

by Teaizzafemboi August 21, 2024

Shammer

An expert in the field of appearing very busy while actually doing as little work as possible. A trait usually associated with junior enlisted in the Army.

E-7: Tell SPC Snuffy to stop being such a fucking shammer
E-5: I've tried but he always says he's busy with something for the First Sausage

by Professional Shammer February 9, 2024

slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered”

“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”

by #soslamed February 16, 2024

slammer

As we all know, the slammer is how one describes the penal system when feeling extra angry at crimes.
Their crime, you may ask? It was being on the wrong side of the law.

Then in one fell swoop, she and I pinched Roxy and Jake respectively, and hauled them right off to the slammer for interrogation.

by rufflesntruffles February 21, 2024

Scammers and parasites

Hahahahaha! Look who's talking!

Hym "Not us though! We're the good ones! We're not scammers and parasites!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024