1 definition by bobobobobobobobobobobobobobo
some rando indian or nigerian douchebag who desperately needs money in order to pay for robux or vbucks. they like stealing money from 90 year old grandmas who dont know what the fuck is going on but still play along coz they think they're doing the right thing
"hmmm what a wonderful day. cant wait to become a scammer and ruin some old lady's life"
*phone rings*
"hello thank you for calling microsoft technical support, my name is James Bob, how may i help you today?"
GRANDMA: "um my pc is saying there's a virus, hopefully this is not a scam can you pls help me :("
"uh-huh, wow this is a very serious problem *pulls up notepad and starts waffling on about some hackers connecting to a computer* to fix this, pls type in 6969420 dollars"
GRANDMA: *types number in*
"oh no! you added 4 trillion zeroes, well time to go to walmart and strip their entire shelves of pornhub giftcards"
*phone rings*
"hello thank you for calling microsoft technical support, my name is James Bob, how may i help you today?"
GRANDMA: "um my pc is saying there's a virus, hopefully this is not a scam can you pls help me :("
"uh-huh, wow this is a very serious problem *pulls up notepad and starts waffling on about some hackers connecting to a computer* to fix this, pls type in 6969420 dollars"
GRANDMA: *types number in*
"oh no! you added 4 trillion zeroes, well time to go to walmart and strip their entire shelves of pornhub giftcards"
by bobobobobobobobobobobobobobo August 23, 2023