Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

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Slim baby

Slim baby is a female who is a die hard fan for Kevin gates. It doesn't matter what wrong he does, they still going to be cheering him on. A slim baby is a classy girl that has a ghetto twist.

That girl got Kevin gates quote tattooed on her, she must be a slim baby.

by TheSlimBaby42 October 04, 2013

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Slim ginley

A prominent camel toe

Did you see kates slim ginley

by Rikeyyy April 22, 2021

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slimming

Soaking a tampon in strong liquor, before inserting it into the vagina. The purpose of this is to get very drunk, without drinking any calories. Be aware that the chance of OD is very high.

Let’s go slimming tonight! I’m on a diet.

by Miffy112233 April 05, 2024

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slimming

Boast about something one has not accomplished or exaggerate.

-Dude she is kinda cute... you know her?
-Bro of course I know her I was with her once at a party and we drank together...
-Dude, you're slimming again

by SlimSlayer69 May 10, 2024

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