Simpact

An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.

Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.

E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!

Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.

by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020

Simp Parody

A Simp Parody is a parody of a song that is modified to being against somebody for simping. Usually used against boys.

We need to make a simp parody of Rowan bro.

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020

Simp

Someone who is a simp is a person who craves womens attention at all costs.

Mya: OMG math is so uncool
Ali: ikr princess math is defenetly uncool
Candice: yes ali your so right!
Everyone: Ali your such a simp omg

by MrBeatYeMom March 2, 2020

Simp

84 is a Simp

84 you fu*kin simp

by iiberryyz March 12, 2020

Simp

Rishi

Oh you can’t play fifa with the boys, you’re such a simp.

by Angad Jaspal March 24, 2020

Simp

A man who puts hoes before bros, would do anything for some pussy but never gets past a handy. You have definitely seen a simp in action.

yooo, ethan baird is simping hard as right now bro

by SimpGANG April 13, 2020

Simp emily

Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.

Wow simp Emily is back at it again.

by the answer to life April 16, 2020