shat your pants

1. to fuck up
2. do something embarrassing
3. or fail to act.

1.
You tried to fix my computer, but instead shat your pants.
3.
-why isn't sam here yet?
-i dunno, he's shitting his pants.

by protestant revolution of 1472 January 3, 2006

shat

past tense of "shit"

after i had but sex with your mom, she shat all over herself

by spazonharris March 6, 2003

Shat

A much cooler word for shit.

The dog shatted in the tub. Ewwwwww!
or
shat I cant find my cellular!!

by Shawna and Shannon December 28, 2005

Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.

"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

Fat Shat

An expression used in the game Overwatch when the hero Reinhardt slams down many people in his earth-shatter. #FatShatMatt #FSMatt

whoa, Fat Shat dude!

by FatShatMatt December 25, 2018

Shasta

When more than one person arrives independently and nearly simultaneously at the answer to a problem or query (usu. of an arcane or perhaps geeky nature). May also be used as an interjection. Cf. jinx.

"Each of you tweeted the answer at about the same time -- it was a shasta."

Person A (shouting): "The answer is T. DeWitt Talmadge."
Person B (just as loudly, at nearly the same instant): "The Reverend Doctor Talmadge!"
Person C: "Shasta!"

by bibliophagist April 16, 2008