Shanked up

gettin done in tha booty
(insult if ya dude)

kevin got shanked up when he went to juvie

by BayAreaPryncess March 1, 2004

cyber-shank

To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet

I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.

by Rab Warnock October 2, 2007

schwill shank

initaliy another name for a shot ...but i changed my mined and its the felling when you down a couple shots and then it hits you out of no where and you feel realy schwilled.

when we were at the hotel i took a couple shots and felt schwill shanked.

by i to the a to the n October 2, 2005

Homo Shank

The act of using your penis while it is erected as a shanking device. This does no real damage.

Steve: "Dude, do you see that hot girl over there?"

Miguel: "Dude, yea!"

Dante: "What are you gonna do, man?"

Steve: "Don't you mean what are YOU gonna do?"

Dante: "I know. I'll homo shank her ass."

Miguel: "Bitch, that's my job!"

by <XxMetalMonsterxX> December 3, 2009

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

Stanky Shank

A Lethal dance where you stick out your leg and rotate it around.

Then you stanky shank a bitch.

Oh damn, Matt Main just got Stanky Shanked.

by StankShankles January 11, 2012

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014