Shaggy

One of the strongest cosmic entities, with a power level over 420 googolplex, he used 1% of his power to beat shrek and gain the n-word pass. He uses 98% of his power to survive, so 🅱️s think that Shaggy using over than 2% of his power would kill him, but his power limit is over 100%. In fact, shaggy may have used some of his power to duplicate the n-word pass and given one to my friend.

Shaggy

by Shaggy at -1% of his power April 14, 2019

Shaggy Mode

If you're on shaggy mode you are a god.

hooman: god is on shaggy mode.
other hooman: but shaggy is god

by sirsoofthesecond September 26, 2020

shaggy dog story

A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.

The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.

by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020

ram shagged

Exhausted computer ram resulting in slow applications and possibly grinding to a halt.

I have to go home now as I feel "ram shagged"!

by Lulasdad July 9, 2010

Optimus Saggs

Optimus Saggs can refer to any girl with enormously droopy tits. So droopy after, you remove your 15 push-up bras it will sag and drag along the floor. It is said that it is simply excess skin with a little nipple on the end.

Guy: Hey Optimus Saggs
Girl: IM NOT SAGGY
Guy: Prove it then
Girl: NO
Guy: well i guess you're saggy then, cya optimus saggs.

by Mulz + Jizzbot November 1, 2010

Lord shaggy

He is a higher power than god especially when he uses 1.0 % of his power

Who is the most powerful being?

Lord shaggy

by Chunkynugs May 9, 2019

Megatron Shagging a Labrador

Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.

Wagwan bruv wanna see megatron shagging a labrador

by Kyhnel April 10, 2019