The process of performing a sexual act that is executed by a man standing above a woman who places his testicles between her breasts. While she squeezes them together, locking them in place, the man then spins around, twisting his balls like a rope. The act then finishes with the women releasing her grip, spinning the testicles around until they return to their natural formation.
I can't wait to schnerk those huge tees.
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship
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Someone who is mentally deficient.
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by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003
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Anyone that Scuba Dives on a regular basis but doesn't have those insane connects, doesn't smoke correctly, doesn't have a piece and uses zebra pens, or doesn't have have a clue about stoner etiquette.
Anyone that Scuba Dives on a regular basis but doesn't have those insane connects, doesn't smoke correctly, doesn't have a piece and uses zebra pens, or doesn't have have a clue about stoner etiquette.
Those freshmen are such amerature stoners. I just told them i had got some dank, and they said "Oh, you got that seedless T-Rock?"
by layout420 December 19, 2006
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Only different...
A scener is the 'new' scene kid,
and there are not many yet.
Heres the basics ->
HAIR:
-Usually blonde or black with some 'other' colour running through it eg. pink.
-Nearly always got millions of immature clips/head bands etc.
-Tied in a side ponytail with the ponytail CURLY but the top STRAIGHT with a side fringe and sometimes these top layers are tousled to make them BIG. Either this or down (straight when down).
CLOTHES:
-Lots of short skirts which are usually stripy with tights which are usually footless and grey/black.
-'Scener' shoes are mainly immature ballet pumps, things such as ice creams or lepord print are dead givaways.
-Thin material hoodies.. ALL the time. Grey is a favourite.
-Tops with things like guns or something on.
-A 'triangle' scarf, or any scarf really, scener kids are never without their scarfs. It can be a thick or a thin one.. whatever floats your boat.
-Loves tiaras etc.
MYSPACE: (pretty much same as a old scene)
-Got to have it.
-Takes many pictures, edits them LOTS.
-Weird angles.
-Peace sign in piks. <-- Must have
-Spells pictures as PIKTURES.
-Spends hours on their profile which is usually a 'default' one.
ATTITUDE:
-DONT smoke, and let people who smoke know that they hate it.
-DO drink, but only occasionally, some sceners however are SxEstraight edge
-A 'I dont care attitute'.
OTHER GIVAWAYS:
-Spelling.. Spells everything wrong on purpose to make it sound 'cute'. Even everyday words eg. mybeh (Maybe). Also instead of and, they use a double &. eg. &&Yew Oh Kaii? (And you ok?)
-Loves HELLO KITTY, DINOSAURS and other things like that.
Theres Loads More, Just Add It On If You Want :)
These sceners or nu-scenes havnt been around for long but they are steadily growing. There are more and more side ponytails! This was just for GIRLS, but will do the one for BOYS some other time.
Kay buh bye (Ok bye :)
Only different...
A scener is the 'new' scene kid,
and there are not many yet.
Heres the basics ->
HAIR:
-Usually blonde or black with some 'other' colour running through it eg. pink.
-Nearly always got millions of immature clips/head bands etc.
-Tied in a side ponytail with the ponytail CURLY but the top STRAIGHT with a side fringe and sometimes these top layers are tousled to make them BIG. Either this or down (straight when down).
CLOTHES:
-Lots of short skirts which are usually stripy with tights which are usually footless and grey/black.
-'Scener' shoes are mainly immature ballet pumps, things such as ice creams or lepord print are dead givaways.
-Thin material hoodies.. ALL the time. Grey is a favourite.
-Tops with things like guns or something on.
-A 'triangle' scarf, or any scarf really, scener kids are never without their scarfs. It can be a thick or a thin one.. whatever floats your boat.
-Loves tiaras etc.
MYSPACE: (pretty much same as a old scene)
-Got to have it.
-Takes many pictures, edits them LOTS.
-Weird angles.
-Peace sign in piks. <-- Must have
-Spells pictures as PIKTURES.
-Spends hours on their profile which is usually a 'default' one.
ATTITUDE:
-DONT smoke, and let people who smoke know that they hate it.
-DO drink, but only occasionally, some sceners however are SxEstraight edge
-A 'I dont care attitute'.
OTHER GIVAWAYS:
-Spelling.. Spells everything wrong on purpose to make it sound 'cute'. Even everyday words eg. mybeh (Maybe). Also instead of and, they use a double &. eg. &&Yew Oh Kaii? (And you ok?)
-Loves HELLO KITTY, DINOSAURS and other things like that.
Theres Loads More, Just Add It On If You Want :)
These sceners or nu-scenes havnt been around for long but they are steadily growing. There are more and more side ponytails! This was just for GIRLS, but will do the one for BOYS some other time.
Kay buh bye (Ok bye :)
by Scener-Kid-Ha January 4, 2009
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by stg60913b February 18, 2010
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Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."
The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."
The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.
Some sooner stole my cash.
What do you expect, they're sooners.
Some sooner stole my cash.
by T. Hearndon October 26, 2005
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