scaramouche

scaramouche is the sexiest fatui harbinger. hes so hot when you see him you cum on the spot. this man can look both submissive and breedable and dominant and infertile at the same time. the second you lay yours eyes on him you will never see anyone hotter ever again. his voice doesn't dissapoint either

Scaramouche can use me as a condom if he wants to - cum in me then throw me away.

If Scaramouche slapped me I would apologize for getting his hand dirty.

by scaramouches dickwarmer November 22, 2021

Scaramouche

The most attractive character from Genshin Impact, a hit chinese gacha game released in 2021

George: scaramouche is hot
Frank: ikr

by thekingofallscarabs January 19, 2022

Scara~ara

The sexiest mf in all of Genshin Impact. He is usually shipped with Kaedahara Kazuha and has a fondness for particularly large hats.

A) WTF. Why has Itto had 2 reruns this year despite being released LAST FUCKING DECEMBER, but Scara~ara has been in the game for TWO FUCKING YEARS but was just released YESTERDAY!

B) I lost my 50/50 on Sara~ara's banner to fucking Mona Megistus. Ima shoot myself-

by sCaRA~aRa~mOUchE~ December 9, 2022

party scar

Physical reminder of a party, usually received due to behavior only done under the influence.

Jenny had an awesome party scar from stage diving off the Johnson's kitchen counter. Too bad about the short term memory damage.

by George Bush's patsy February 14, 2008

Gold scar

A weapon on fortnite that is great for bragging

Bro i just got a gold scar

by Trapanon June 9, 2018

Golden scar

Virtual birth control

“Jimmy plays fortnite and collects Golden scar s”

“Jimmy is a natural girl repellent “

by 😎😘🖕 December 31, 2018

telephone scar

A slash inflicted from the side of the mouth to the ear, the place a telephone or cell phone is placed, hence the name.

Hood Ninja: "Aye dog, yo I straight got ripped an once of them buds son." (This gentlemen was shorted one ounce of marijuana)

Drug Dealer: "Umm... no?"

Hood Ninja: (Pulls out knife, slashes drug dealers left side of the face, from mouth to ear) "Yo, screw me again bitch, and I'll make the right side match."

Drug Dealer: "Not ANOTHER telephone scar!!!"

by The Isaacton April 3, 2008