Satch

Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.

"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"

by Andrew December 29, 2003

Satvik

(n.) The epitome of maturity and humanity. A supreme being who rides on unicorns. Often used to describe someone who is infinitely good and wise. Girls love him, guys want to be like him, batman envies him. To be a Satvik is to be more perfect than perfect.

Girl1: My heart melts everytime I look at him.
Girls2: Wow! he must be a Satvik.

by darkdefenders November 10, 2014

Satyriasis

Uncontrollable sexual desire in a man's behavior.

The constant/random need/desire for sexual interaction.

For women this is nymphomania.

Once I realised I had Satyriasis it all made sense - no wonder I couldnt keep my hands out of my pants.

by Madhatt3r March 11, 2005

Saturday

the one hailed day of the week where i don't have to give a fuck that i have to work so hard for. when you think about it, its our only free day, obviously its the work week, monday to friday, then theres sunday, where you have to get ready for school next day eg the hated-homework, shower, early night.Most good programs are on t.v, late nights are had, parties happen, meet your mates, chill out

saturday's rule! oh god i love saturdays!

by x-greendayfan-x April 8, 2006

Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.

Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.

by MrStuddly August 6, 2011

Satan boner

The most common case is when you wake up and have a massive boner that cannot be silenced. Other and more crucial times the boniferus luciferus can occur is when you're in P.E. class sitting during roll call and you be eyeing some girl. Suddenly the teacher will ask you to get up to play and you got a fat wood to show to the whole class. Signs of the satan boner are a 666 on your nuts.

I was checking out jessica when I got hit with the satan boner that poked her in the head it was so devlish.

by Fat Wood November 1, 2008

satyr

The Satyrs were creatures who looked like men, but had the hooves as feet as well as the tails of goats. They could be best described as goat-men. Many of the Satyrs accompanied Dionysus (Bacchus) pouring his wine and playing music on their flutes for him. Silenus, who was the oldest of the Satyrs is said to have tutored Dionysus.

One of the most famous Satyrs was Pan, a son of Hermes and a nymph. He was the god of green fields and the guardian of the shepherds. He is also associated with the worship of Dionysus.

Pan was a joyful Satyr who loved dancing and playing on the shepherds pipe, an instrument he invented, as told in the love story of Pan and Syrinx. One day Pan saw Syrinx returning to her home. Immediately he started after her and she ran until she came to a river. Syrinx turned into a reed that lined the bank of the river so Pan could not recognize her. Pan grabbed a hand full of reeds in hopes that he could capture Syrinx, but he was unable to locate her. Pan sat down beside the river and started tying the reeds together that he had gathered and soon he came up with a contraption that is known today as the "Pipes of Pan." Once Pan with his pipes competed with Apollo, the god of music and his lyre, in a musical contest. The judge, King Tmolus, awarded the prize to Apollo, but Midas let it be known that he though Pan was the better musician. Apollo turned Midas' ears into donkey's ears.

by Tim Olivera April 2, 2004