Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

zimbabwean sandstorm

The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.

Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?

Damn bro is that how she went blind?

by ElongD69 January 18, 2018

Oral Sandstorm

When your giving somebody a blowjob and then thanos snaps his fingers, making the recipient turn to ash and therefore a sandstorm like feeling in your mouth

yeah i totally got an oral sandstorm last night

by Bruh.jpeg March 19, 2019

Duncan sandison

He's good at science and has a magical stache. the spectrogram is his instrument

Duncan sandison is magical on the spectrogram. his mustache inspires me.

by Seanisweird123 December 7, 2020

SANDSPIKE

Sandspike is a beach anchor design to act like a temporary mooring bit to keep watercraft on or off the beach. It is a registered product developed by Jack Kling

I used a Sandspike to keep my boat from floating away while I was on the beach.

by Jack Kling December 4, 2004

Sandstorm Period

A sandstorm period is when a woman queefs and is on her period, thus making a blood storm.

on stage in 2005 fergie from the black eyed pea's claims that she was sweating in her vag area, this has been mis-diagnosed by the public as a piss stain... this was infact the first ever recorded Sandstorm Period

by Mr Champion Stallion December 27, 2009

Sacramento Sandstorm

An event taking place after a bukkake session in which the male participants throw handfuls of sand upon the receiver of the bukkake.

Hahaha me and a bunch of dudes just gave this girl a Sacramento Sandstorm and now she's covered in sand!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010