Ribble Salmon

An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.

I was so drunk she gave me a Ribble Salmon and I didn't even notice until the next morning.

by Alreet Lad January 24, 2018

Salmon

A word to describe something disgusting, gross, and otherwise putrid.

Person 1: “Dude, that’s disGUSTing!.. like a salmon.”
Person 2 says nothing, and leaves.

by DillonVentures October 29, 2021

northern atlantic pink salmon

Your girls pretty pink thing; pussy; bearded clam; etc.

BTW I'm definitely looking for some Northern Atlantic pink salmon tonight ;) ;) ;)

by Blue eyed bitch May 10, 2017

Salmon

Salmon
(verb)

A humorous, slightly ridiculous move where someone places the palm of their hand between another person’s thighs and rapidly “swims” their hand back and forth while yelling “SALMON!” — mimicking a salmon struggling upstream against a river current.

Important: Only done with clear mutual consent; the action is meant as a joke, not as anything sexual or aggressive.

“At the party, Chau suddenly yelled ‘SALMON!’ and pretended to swim her hand upstream between Christopher’s legs — everyone cracked up.”

by Salmon Queen September 18, 2025

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017