Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.

Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"

by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

brain salmon

Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.

by jamundertoast July 18, 2016

Salmon

A preppy gay guy

I saw this dude on Grindr wearing all vineyard vines he’s such a salmon.

by Galahad1906 March 29, 2019

salmon dip

You stick the tip of your dick in a stinky ass vagina and then she sucks the 'dip' off until you give her that sweet sweet queso..

We had chips and salsa but she was begging for the salmon dip.

by Salmon lover July 12, 2017

Salmon Sac

A used condom full of semen that is left inside the vagina after pulling out.

Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016

King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020