Dragon Rule5

When somebody plays an online game (Like a type of MMORPG) and no lifes a certain aspect of that game.

Also known as "No lifing" or "Gertjaars"

It is a bad thing to Dragon Rule5 and you should never be proud of doing it.

If you have a friend that Dragon Rule5s, help them, oh dear god, help them!

Guy: "Hey, did you hear about Patrick?" Guy2: "Yeah! He really Dragon Rule5'd that game of his!"

by iWingers March 30, 2009

Five Minute Rule

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.

Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....

by Artaxias September 7, 2009

gun rule

Grand Rapids, Michigan

"First we goin to Detroit, then we headin towards Gun Rule"

by money1money2money3 June 19, 2008

Rule 13

Nonsensical, uncited, or otherwise incomplete arguments may be immediately recognized as trolls if the first party immediately responds with "Fucking Google It" when further explanation is requested. It can safely be assumed the first party doesn't know what they're talking about and Rule 14 may be invoked.

P1: Can someone explain to me, without sensationalism, why this bailout is bad for America?

P2: Try going into a convenient store with the money from your monopoly set. Does it work? No. Now, pretend China is the convenient store.

P1: I'm not following your analogy. China actually does take our money. And how does that explain the bailout?

P2: Google it.

P1: Ah. Rule 13. That's what I thought...

by tehInterweb January 20, 2009

Boy Scout Rule of D's

This is a rule established on Comedy Central's show, Workaholics, that states when you accidentally see another man's penis, the only way to restore order to the universe is to show him your dick as well.
Then you have both seen each other's penises and you can go on living your daily in peace once again.

Adam: Hey Blake, where you going with no pants on?
Blake: Oh, I accidentally saw Montez's penis yesterday, so I'm gunna go show him my dick to restore balance to the universe.
Adam: Ahh, the Boy Scout Rule of D's, have fun.

by mermaidcat May 17, 2011

Unspoken Rule

The Rules of Man
These rules seperate the douchbags and assholes from the men

rule #1. NEVER embarass a guy infront of a girl

rule #2. DONT BE A COCK BLOCK

rule #3. Dont hit girls/ dont cheat on a girl

rule #4. If someone tells you to shut up, try to.

rule #5. Dont Spread Rumors

rule #6. Never try to make a girl cheat on a guy

Guy 1: I totally cheated on my girlfriend last night

Guy 2: Asshole.. You broke an Unspoken Rule

by Nebakenezzer May 29, 2008

Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009