puerto rican life vest

see: ass gasket

There were no Puerto Rican life vests in the stall I chose but it was to late to change stalls so I had to hover

by Lucky January 18, 2004

puerto rican

“a bunch of flag stealing bastards"? What a dump Cuban. The Puerto Rican flag was adapted in the 19th century as homage to Cuba for its contribution to the independence of Puerto Rico from Spain.

Puerto Ricans are great people!

by inteligente October 3, 2007

Puerto Rican

Girls with a big booty, and they are good dancers

Damn that puero rican girl has got a big booty

by Jride June 6, 2005

rickalousandmorticus

A deadly skin infection only curable by urine that is not the infected’s own. Urine is the only cure.

“Hey, could you pee in this cup? I have rickalousandmorticus.”

by A-Christian-That-Isnt-Religous March 9, 2020

Dirty Rickard

A Dirty Rickard is a process of grabbing ones testicles. and proceeding to tug them like a Beyblade or a church bell, and state "Let it rip". This process can also be done with the female gender, dubbed as the 'Dirty Darm'. It is where you pull a woman's clitoris (If you can find it) and state "Let it rip"

Friend One: "I'm going to give you a Dirty Rickard."
Friend Two: (In a panicked fashion tries to run)
Friend One: (with an iron grasp) "Where do you think you're going?"
Friend Two: (Looks back in horror) "This is a war crime..."

by Ticc111 January 29, 2023

Rackademic

A woman who earns her degree solely on the size of her breasts.

She doesn't have a brain in her head. She's a rackademic.

by Mel Feasance December 9, 2008

Ricardoed

The act of someone scratching your new iPod touch.
This also gives you and Enrique the right to call them a bitch for ever

Drew:Ricardo can you jailbreak my iPod?
Ricardo:Sure
.....Next Day.....
Ricardo:here!
Drew:its not jailbroken? A scratch? you bitch! I got Ricardoed!

by Definitely not Drew September 9, 2010