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cum release

The release of cum after sexual intercourse. Usually referring to the releasing of it in public places on seats and benches. The cum stays inside the vagina for a little while and then the drippings release over time. If you go out after being injected with cum and sit down you will experience a cum release, which in turn leaves cum residue. The more semen the bigger the cum release.
Oh shit, I think I'm having a cum release in this restaurant! The loads of cum I took in at the sex party a couple of hours ago is still leaking out! That's the third release this week.
by lalaloveless August 21, 2018
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Maxing and Relaxing

When you're just kinda chilling out. All cool and stuff.
He wanted to hang out with me but I was maxing and relaxing.
by 2cool4youu February 2, 2015
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catch 'n' release

when you're in the club or at sumthin where a lot of people are dancing you do the fishing pole move to an ugly girl across the floor. She will respond and start being "reeled in" as she gets close you take a suprised look at her and pretend 2 pull out a pair of pliers and you cut the line. Then you pull out your cell fone, and pretend 2 call your wing man who will be standing by. He runs up behind you and you jump on his back and you run away laughing.
guy 1"dude what were u doin last night doin the fishing move with that hideous chick?"
guy 2 "oh, nuthin, just a little catch 'n' release"
guy 1 "lol sweet playa"
by negative boss hog October 16, 2005
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Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.
John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.
by Thull March 16, 2010
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reflex sympathetic nerve dystrophy

Look it up on google, dearies.

It happens when one side/the affected limb, etc., can't take the bruises, bumps (the beating), anymore, and instead of pain going away, it keeps repeating itself. The result of numbness, tingling pain, stiffness, tremors (shaking of the limb), color changes in the skin, temerature changes in the affected limb, and more.

It can also cause insomnia, migranes, nausia, etc.

To cut it short:

A pain in the ass.
some guy 1:Hey, dude.
some guy 2:Yeah?
some guy 1:My RSD is flaring up, I have to go home
some guy 2:That stinks.
some guy 1:Like you'd know! Bastard.
by Pfft May 13, 2005
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Release Day

"Hey are you gonna go see the movie on Release Day?"

"Probably not, it's gonna be crowded."
by Nero-chan July 26, 2007
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relaxative

A stimulant or relaxant that one ingests or inhales before spending a holiday with relatives. Initially termed for a stiff drink but has evolved with the demands of progress to include anything that can positively alter your state. Best described as smooth and mellowing in it's desired effect. Softening sharp edges, get the pun? Relaxative.
1. Just before the whole clan family arrives we always take a break for a quick relaxative.

2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.

3. This calls for a relaxative!
by 123eric April 6, 2010
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