reatardacal

Very, very, very, reatared

"your so reatardacal dude"!

by luna ai May 13, 2007

reftarded

An official or referee who is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's cohort of fellow officials or referees.

Jake: “Did they just give Purdy a flag for intentional grounding?! There was a guy RIGHT there for him waiting for it in the back field, did they not effing see it?”

Alec: “Ya, there’s no doubt in my mind now that this crew is reftarded.”

Jake: “Holy F$&@! Tell me you saw that. TELL ME you saw them swallow their whistle, Steph was CLEARLY slapped across the face.”

Alec: I completely and wholeheartedly agree, the line judge must have an undiagnosed case of reftardation.

Jake: “What the hell? LOL what was the ump thinking there?!

Alec: “He has to be reftarded, there’s no other explanation.”

by alecbsugar January 2, 2026

rectal deputy

See: wordbutt pirate/word

Your uncle is my rectal deputy, Stan.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

rectalite

anal dwelling bad friends

stupid friends that are haters and dont really like you

by Kevin Robertson December 1, 2004

rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.

Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.

by Cheese Master February 15, 2005

rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006