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Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.
I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.
by My Recession Job May 9, 2011
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sperm reciprocal

(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.

Examples: cunts, colons, mouths
Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.

Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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secret recipe

The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much
Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.
by deef jung October 16, 2017
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back door receiver

when someone recieves anal
person 1 what were you doing yesterday
person 2 not much
person 1 you sure you were making a huge sound in your bedroom
person 2 i was just backdoor receiving with big bill im his back door receiver now
person 1 .......dafuq
by skswkiask September 29, 2014
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recessionALL

A period of economic distress when ALL losers living pay check to pay check suffer difficult times.
Missy freaked out when gasoline hovered around $4.00 a gallon, realizing she too was a loser living pay check to pay check during these recessionALL times.
by lady xyz June 13, 2008
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nono recip

When you are tired of giving no recips. You say nono recip
Mary was tired of her husband always asking for a no recip so she told him nono recip tonight honey.
by tiredwife March 18, 2009
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reciprocicate

the act of making doing something onto a fool an act dat fool did dun to you.
When Duane broke his foot up in my ass I turned and said, "yo, dont make me reciprocicate and break my foot up in yo' ass. Fool"
by The Solorzano Brothers March 7, 2005
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