Pork Roast

The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.

"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."

by Geordie Lass August 30, 2006

Rump roast

the act of cooking someone from the inside out with a curling iron in their ass

the tragic cause of death was rump roasting

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

Hog Roast

You need at least 3 guys and 1 chubby girl. One guy is getting the girl from behind. The second guy is getting head from the girl. The two guys then start to spin the girl while the 3rd guy ejaculates on the girl giving her a nice glaze. The more glazers the better.

I got to help put my glaze on at the the hog Roast out behind the 7 eleven last night.

by Jason Neis April 6, 2017

marinated pork roast

well we all know what the original pork roast is (one guy penetrating from the rear while the other receives oral from the same girl while they are standing up and the girl is on hands and knees). Well, the marinated part cums in when both of the guys pull out towards the end and cover the girl in their special sauce.

"Things can get even better if you switch places with your buddy mid-marinated pork roast."

by matt t-bone May 4, 2009

fuck roast

to be engaged in a threesome with a man and an oven, the middle person is optional, gender wise

guy; im gonna fuck roast you till dawn as soon as its hot enough, dearest
middleton;awww i cant wait, im gonna get a right old grilling
oven;ping!
warning - middleton will die during a fuck roast thus turning into necrophilia

by jon puzzle February 4, 2008

rump roast

A slang term that means a nice ass. Usually referring to a female.

"Dude, check out that bitch's rump roast!"

by Peeyimp December 29, 2007

weenie-roast

When a group of guys make fun of a friend's small penis right in front of him and others.

Jack's hook-up at the bar was going pretty well until we weenie-roasted him.

by tkchitown January 7, 2010