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Crisis Queen

A Crisis Queen is someone who profits or takes pleasure in injecting themselves into an event of stress or calamity. They often have very little connection to the problem at hand but that does not stop them from swooping in and "helping out". The real problem is that they most often make the situation worse and can turn a small incident into a major headache. They can be either a man or a woman, a reverend or a minister. The Crisis Queen is related to Drama Queen but the CQ often has an ulterior motive and wants to see the situation get negative. They are basically a high profile ambulance chaser with higher stakes.
General Motors and the Unions were close to an agreement on their contracts until the Crisis Queens got involved. Now it looks like they're all headed towards bankruptcy.
OR:
As if we these poor flood victims weren't in bad enough shape, now the Crisis Queen has arrived and wants to blame the government for not stopping the rains.
by miwok April 7, 2009
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A Tribe Called Quest

The greatest hip hop group to ever walk this Earth. Composed of mildly famous rappers Q-Tip and Phife Dawg, along with Ali Shaheed (Who makes their beats), they held a virtual monopoly on their genre of hip hop during the Early/mid 1990's. Their best work can be found in the tracks "Award Tour", "Bonita Applebum", "Electric Relaxation", "Da Booty", "Check the rhime" (No, I did not mispell that), "Can I kick it?" and "Find a way".

However, the group is now disbanded, with no knowledge of what the future may hold for this exceptional tandem.
Any modern day hip hop fan, black, white, asian or hispanic, would call you "gay" for listening to A Tribe Called Quest or De La Soul, simply because the two groups don't rap about drugs, whores and violence.
by Grimm_Demize September 28, 2003
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querpes

1. Medical term used for Herpes given to or received from an individual, during a QUICK internal or oral encounter.

2. Herpes from a Quickie
I two pumpped that snatch last week and ended up with a harsh case of querpes.
by Willis Magee December 10, 2006
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Blumpkin con Queso

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.
by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013
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Queen of Diamonds

A woman of any race with a sexual preference for Asian men. The woman can be single or married, often to a non-Asian man, who concedes his wife to Asian men. Often depicted by a symbol comprised of a diamond shape, like in a deck of cards, with a 'Q' inside. It can typically be worn as a tattoo to indicate to potential Asian lovers that they are available to them, but can be worn as part of clothing or jewelry.
Did you know Mia is a Queen of Diamonds, I've seen her tattoo. You should ask her out.
by Jimin BTS Suga November 2, 2022
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queerstionable

a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight
Dan never has a girlfriend and really likes to shop. He is definately queerstionable.
by toast455 July 3, 2005
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Yolo Queue

A combination of "solo queue" and "YOLO". Yolo queue is a serious gamble one takes when playing a competitive online game in which a player enters a team game by them self and risks obtaining obstinate idiots for teammates instead of well acquainted, confidently good players (such as the player's friends). Loss and frustration are sure to occur after yolo queuing.
Person A: "Hey man we need one more player on our team. Wanna join?"
Person B: "Nah man I feel like doing some yolo queue. Wish me luck."
by TheMiddleFingerOfJesus March 23, 2013
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