A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.
When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.
by gentle moose February 17, 2006
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3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!
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3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
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It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.
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Get the puckerfish mug.When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.
"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!
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