1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit
1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!
by Songg Righta March 15, 2004
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