praiseallujah

a combination of praise the lord and hallaujah. used when one is very excited about something and wants to praise god and wants to say hallaujah. usually used when something very unusual happens.

praiseallujah! there was an error and now thers an extra 500 dollars in my account!

by calo83 August 10, 2010

Poisey

Individual that constantly works out or with large muscles, but cannot lift as much weight as it appears they should be able too or you assume they can. Normally due to their use of steroids in the past.

That guy over there is such a poisey. He can't even curl 25 pounds and his arms look like tree trunks.

by xvoodoox November 7, 2010

prosegasm

The state one is moved to when literature causes intense stimulation of the brain. Effects can include: emotional outbursts, epiphanies, changes in thought processes, or cycling obsessions with ideas related to the book.

Note: mainly used to praise works that employ literary devices effectively (i.e. character development, ironies, microcosms) and challenge ways of thinking.

Eddy: Dude, why so distracted and thoughtful?
Carl: Sorry, I'm still experiencing aftershocks from the prosegasm "Animal Farm" gave me.

Bethany: Oh my goodness, at the end of "Eclipse" I had such a prosegasm!!
Marie: You must have pretty low standards...

by qwertyuiop7015506 October 26, 2011

Poised Coit

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.

"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."

by Bullet (Le) March 29, 2015

promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them

Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"

by bean daddy January 21, 2017

Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.

Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.

by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017

prosensual

Pro = for
Sensual = sexual act
Prosensual = makes more sense than "consensual"

Thank you very much.

No I didn't rape her, it was prosensual.

by Gypsychan September 25, 2017