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Individual that constantly works out or with large muscles, but cannot lift as much weight as it appears they should be able too or you assume they can. Normally due to their use of steroids in the past.
That guy over there is such a poisey. He can't even curl 25 pounds and his arms look like tree trunks.
Poisey by xvoodoox November 7, 2010
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Parker Posey 

From the characters that the American actress Parker Posey portrays on the screen. A person exhibiting the character traits af an asshole and/or being a cunt.
"That bitch is such a Parker Posey" and "Stop being such a Parker Posey, this is why people don't like you."
Parker Posey by Guilty1 June 7, 2018
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Poisey Poosey Posey Poised pisey poise paisey phisey Poised Coit poiseful
Somebody scared of their partners.
"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!
Poosey by Ghazi January 29, 2008

Posey Rims 

The situation while playing basketball, either seriously or for fun, where the ball refuses to enter the hoop when you shoot it. Usually in the form of clanging off of the back of the rim.
*Shoots basketball and misses again*

"Ahhh, what the fuck? Fucking posey rims!
Posey Rims by ThaOnlyF1 August 11, 2012
Slang for "pussy", as in a woman's genitalia or a cat.
My poosey is shedding.
Poosey by Ka August 4, 2003

Tyler Posey 

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!! star of the mtv series "Teen Wolf", nice body, gorgeous face, and a mystery man. Tyler Posey needs to marry me!!
did you see that guy? he was ripped!
i know, dude. hes like Tyler Posey!
Tyler Posey by Kayla Johnston13 June 18, 2011
she is annoying and you will never ever want to be friends with her. She acts like she is smart and compares test scores with you to show her high test score. She butts in convos when you're not talking to her. She is smart but is socially and logically stupid, and avoid her at all costs because she will follow you everywhere.
Pisey : What score did you get?
person : 75%
Pisey : oh I got 100!
Person : fuck off
Pisey by lion moustache November 14, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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