Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

Pretzel

The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO

by Grrruff98 August 6, 2018

preist

A person who finds sexual pleasure in children.

The preist got his meat in another kid

by allpreistsarepedophiles August 19, 2018

preiah

the most perfect girl alive. Will stab a bitch but will also give a bitch her life. the most loyal lil girl and is a the cutest neko ever. a beautiful and commonly confused youthful woman with the pussy of a god

guy 1: you seen preiah lately?
guy 2: yes I swear to god she's getting hotter
guy 1: she's just perfect and she's such a good girl

by potnoodlesinmypussy September 16, 2018

Pretzal

To sit behind someone, stomach pressed against their back, with your arms wrapped around their shoulders and your legs wrapped around their waist.

I was sitting and reading a book when she suddenly hugged me from behind and wrapped her legs around me, pretzaling me.

by lepineapplegirl13 November 26, 2018

pretzsexual

being the most gayest human on the planet, there is nobody gayer than a pretzsexual

I sexually identify as a pretzsexual

by betabell March 6, 2019