Porn Patch

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway

this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde

by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009

Porn Hiss

When porn actresses make a hissing noise to accompany their fake moans of pleasure.

"Ohh baby.. *Porn Hiss* .. mm yeah... *Porn Hiss"
ie: "Ohh baby.. sssssssssssss .. mm yeah... ssssssssssssss"

by ssssssssssssssnape July 13, 2011

Porn Coma

A porn coma is when you masturbate and a large amount of time passes without you realizing. This usually makes you stupidly late for important events.

"Where the hell have you been?! You've missed half the movie..."

"I slipped into a porn coma..."

by Johnny Concrete May 5, 2010

Peel Porn

Latex can be put around nails and then be peeled off after the nails have been painted. It's very satisfying to watch so someone put together a compilation of all the "peel porn". It's now a thing.

Christine: It's time for some peel porn...
*Sexy music starts playing*
Christine: *slowly peels off latex*

by SomeWeirdWhiteGirl August 14, 2017

woods porn

A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall and From Autumn To Ashes are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.

Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!

Person 2: *gets naked*

Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

embarrassing porn

When someone finds shemale porn on your computer

"Dude, I found embarrassing porn on steves PC.. that"

by DarkKnight5123 December 9, 2008

Porn Pit

A wooded area, usually in a forest that is littered with porno magazines. A porn pit is a common area that juveniles dump porno's taken from their parents homes. It can also be created by a creepy middle aged man (or your older brother), then stumbled upon by juveniles.

"I found a porn pit in the woods behind the grocery store... there were pictures cut out of porno's and hung on tree branches".

by Middle Aged Man with Mustache December 14, 2011