Pope

the leader of child molesters

did you hear about the new pope
yeah he looks like a creep

by the insomniac0065 March 9, 2022

Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.

Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"

by CodFish2 January 31, 2025

Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

pope

god is dead. lmao
popes fine though

pope eheeeeeeeeeheeheeheeeeeeeheeeeeee

by Ziloth/lemons are cool December 1, 2022

Sammi pope

Someone who loves women who is from Africa. And has retardism

“ Sammi pope failed math”

by Dickieflaie566 September 7, 2023

Sheep Pope

an act of bdsm sex when you spank the person's ass and claim they've been naughty even though they've done nothing. Then you cum at the wall screaming "BIG BIG CUMGUS BIG CUMGUS" while your partner puts on a ball stretcher. you then go in doggystyle and watch pewdiepie and keanu chungus having sex whoelsome 100

me and my gf had Sheep Pope last night, it was ecstatic.

by thetechtoot October 27, 2020

Popes-Cock

The best, a minimum oft 2 levels above the bees knees
- scared
-untouchable

Jordan was the Popes-Cock of NBA players at his peak

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020