poohchill

Sitting on toilet pooping getting chills

While I was on the toilet I got the poohchill

by crazyd202 December 7, 2014

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015

Poochpunter

When you walk across the street, kidnap your neighbor's yapping dog, carry it to the third floor of your apartment, and viciously punt it off the balcony.

Yeah, call me a poochpunter. But fuck you and your asshole dog.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Pooch

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.

Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.

by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015

Poochalytics

An complex and elite fantasy football computation involving an uncanny intuition for players, a colossal knowledge of the game, and a swag that can't be tamed.

Joe used poochalytics to consistently make his friends sad on Sundays.

by Poochiewallie October 17, 2016

poochin

Just hanging out

while I'm at work all my friends are just poochin

by JackAttack5 March 22, 2017