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puddle fucked

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.
1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!
by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008
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Paddle boatin

Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!
When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!
by mikeyboy79 May 19, 2009
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Muddy Puddle

Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good
I want to get very crunk please make me a muddy puddle
by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005
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Poodleball

When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.
"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."

"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006
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Puddled

LSD crystal is almost always diluted into liquid before consumption. For ease of distribution, the liquid is put into dropper bottles. One drop is measured out to be one dose when making the liquid.

In a dropper bottle, the glass dropper tube can hold dozens of drops at a time. The doser carefully squeezes the dropper bulb so that it only pushes the desired dosage out of the tip, say 1-5 drops.

LSD liquid is often dropped onto or under a persons tongue. People can feel the drop in their mouth but just barely.

Puddling is when the doser does a forceful squeeze of the dropper bulb which results in the dosee getting a larger than normal amount of liquid in their mouth, which looks and feels like a puddle.

Sometimes it’s intended sometimes it’s not.
Jason got puddled yesterday by some guy gifting doses

I got puddled at the festival last night and ended up bathing in the golden light on the hilltop all night instead of dancing.
by Take-One August 13, 2019
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cuddle puddle

-hey man you coming to the cuddle puddle.
-hell yeah man.
by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015
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paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007
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